Faue LaZanche

Faue LaZanche (Formerly known as Faue Jarvis Zanchman) is a grumpy private detective, and the leader of the Investigation Corporation faction.

Biography
Faue LaZanche is a tough private detective, who prefers solving cases whose criminal objectives really piss him off. Especially he hates furries, he finds them lewd and cunning. He lost his arm six years ago when Yiffia assaulted to Loner Rendezvous Bar. Because of limitations in self-defense brought by his disability, he always has his trustworthy Beretta M in his pickpocket to draw. Faue hates furries because of his encounter with Yiffia founder Danny F. Pibblemann, and later moved on to target Fizz Tomber, Danny's successor.

There's not too much that's known about Faue before he moved to Thysqahrtouofsitte. He had a very rough falling out with his family, which led to him fleeing to the cyberspace world and changing his name.

Faue believes in very cynical take of existential nihilism. Faue believes that every man-created intellectual concept is subjective, including morals, concept of time and even ideologies. Faue believes life has no purpose and existence is merely a product of coincidence. However, he does not consider himself to be atheist. He is an asexual, and hates sexual hedonism. Faue does not want people to agree with his philosophy, as he believes groupthinking will distort any ideology.

Faue suffers from nicotine addiction, which he considers to be a slow suicide. Faue also goes to Loner Rendezvous Bar to drink a glass of pilsner twice a day, although in a very small dose. He lives in an old two story corner apartment. He likes using older technology like typewriters, telescopes and tape cassettes to do his research and reporting.